Wednesday, November 16, 2011

The Cock-a-Booster's Crystal Ball says...

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2011
LAST WEEK'S RECORD (5-2); OVERALL RECORD (14-5) - 73.6% WINNERS


KENTUCKY at GEORGIA

The Frail Felines from Horse Country limp south this weekend, and they’re walking into a very happy Athens Doghouse.  The Red Clay Hounds fell tail-backwards into a title last week thanks to some fortunate scheduling, and they’ll finish the job by declawing the bluegrass cats early and often. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Georgia by 25.

FURMAN at FLORIDA

The Violet Varlets from Greenville County gallop into Citrus Country this weekend, hoping to run their lances right through the Gainesville Lizards.  The home swampers will be ready for their attack and the Purple Knights will find their stallions hooves stuck in the bog.    The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Florida by 11.

GEORGIA SOUTHERN at ALABAMA
The Blue and Gold Birds from Statesboro will flock away from Sweetheart Circle on Saturday, trying to nest on the Houndstooth Tusks in the Tuscaloosa Elephant Preserve.  Big Al and his Red Herd don’t care for Balding Barnstormers and they should trample out the invasion in short order.   The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Alabama by 28.



SAMFORD at AUBURN

The pretty little village on the plains will open up the local scratching post on Saturday, hoping to neuter some Blue and Red Puppies from the heart of Birmingham.  The Seibert Stadium Kennels would be a much safer locale for these bone diggers and they will wish they had never left.   The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Auburn by 18.



MISSISSIPPI STATE at ARKANSAS

Dan Mullen and his Possum Rag Puppies paw into Bacon-land this weekend, confident of finding some short ribs with an Ozark rub.  Not so fast, say the home hoggies, who have turned into some mean old Boars as the year has progressed.  In the end, it will be the visiting K-9s who are squealing like pigs.  The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Arkansas by 12.


LSU at OLE MISS

 

The Oxford Chapter of Magolia Gentlemen open up the Vaught-Hemingway Plantation on Saturday, hoping to turn the Bayou Bengals into Fried Green Tomatoes. The Mad Hatter and his yellow kittens have no intention of being served as a shady lawn snack, and will instead turn the home colonels into an original recipe feast.    The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...LSU by 24. 



VANDERBILT at TENNESSEE
The Nashville Know-it-Alls sail their Gold and Black Fleet into Knoxville this weekend, prepared for an all out assault on the Neyland Militia.  The hillbilly brigade and Old Smokey will be lying in wait and have plenty of moonshine in the jug.  But I think the smart sailors get back to Music City with their rudders in tact.  The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Vanderbilt by 3.



 THE CITADEL at SOUTH CAROLINA

The Pat Conroy Cadets from Charleston County rumble into Columbia this weekend, hoping the local pigskin poultry is still ripe for the taking like their last visit.  The home hens have a louder cluck and thicker plumage this time around, and won’t get thrown into the broaster again.  The Battery Barkers will be howling back down I-26.     The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...South Carolina by 14.

2 comments:

  1. Does Clemson not play this weekend or do you not have a prediction (too close to call LOL)??

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  2. Each week the COCK-A-BOOSTER'S crystal ball says stay away from picking the CLEMSON game!

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