Tuesday, June 5, 2012

MOO U News: Top Ten Excuses from Tiger fans at the Columbia Regional


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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --





























10.    “They kept selling us them fancy ice cream pellets”
9.      “We were distracted by that delicious live rooster on that perch.” 
8.      “None of our football players were there to sell us wacky tobacky.”
7.      “The outhouses all had these goofy looking buckets of water.” 
6.      “Jack Leggett was too nice to the Gamecock fans.  Such a sweetheart.”
5.      “They wouldn’t let us bring pigs into the game, and I ain’t leaving a blue-ribbon oinker in the truck.”
4.      “Benji Norton wanted to be the only Clemson fan there other than Teddy Heffner.” 
3.      “I was too busy staring at that dreamboat OOT OOT guy to focus on the games.”  
2.      “Trying to pronounce ‘Chanticleer’ was wearing us out.” 
1.      “Not a drop of shine in the house!”  

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