Top 10 other names that should have been trademarked by Dabo

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With the news that Clemson’s Narcissist-in-Chief and head Sweatshirt Wearer had trademarked his name (not making that up by the way…true story), we felt old Yabble-Dabbles missed out on some other names and titles he could have trademarked for himself: 

10.          Palmetto Bowl’s Biggest Loser

9.            Lord of the K-Mart Sweatshirt

8.            Sexiest Woman in Belton

7.            Steve Spurrier’s Puppy

6.            Worst thing to come out of Alabama since Harvey Updyke

5.            Mr. “Well we beat LSU”

4.            One of the 50 Top Football Coaches in South Carolina!

3.            Pulling a Clemson Personified!

2.            Bozo the Clown

1.            Number 1 nose-picker in the Southeast!