MOO U Top Ten: Top 10 ways you know a Clemson has vandalized Williams-Brice

Top 10 ways you know a Clemson has vandalized Williams-Brice

A fresh “tiger paw” was recently painted on the field at Williams-Brice this week.  Was it a Clemson fan?  Here is the evidence it was:

10.  Even when vandalizing, Clemson cannot reach the end zone against the Gamecocks.
9.  The words “no we’re not overly religious” were painted just under the paw
8.  The Mad Dog 20/20 bottle left at the scene had an orange flavor label.
7.  Will Merritt’s finger prints were on the Rush’s chicken basket bag found nearby.  
6.  The getaway pig in the parking lot left too many fresh droppings.  
5.  Only Clemson fans would think of vandalizing a team they had lost to five times in a row.
4.  Manure smell near the paw indicates Clemson’s homecoming queen had recently been there.  
3.  The words “well at leist we beet ahio stat” could only have been written by a Tiger Honor Graduate.
2.  Trashed receipt from the Pendelton “Li’l Cricket” was paid for in deer corn.
1.  The art was sponsored by “The History Channel” just like the Clemson football team.