Week 2- September 7th
Florida at Texas A
& M
The Bog Lizards from Citrus Country slither into the Lone
Star State on Saturday, hoping to put the first conference chomp on the Rookies
from Rio Grande Land. The College
Station Cowboys will have all the pistols firing when the crocs arrive and plan
to bag them some new gridiron boots.
Roping the beasts from the bog is never an easy chore, but Kyle Field
may be smiling when this pigskin rodeo is done.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Texas A & M by 5
Auburn at Mississippi
State
The limping lions from East Alabama paw into Starkville this
weekend, hoping to neuter some maroon puppies and get the thorns out of their
pigskin paws. The home howlers appear to
be ready to defend the kennel against the feline attack, but this one will be a
dandy…or a dud. Go with the Magnolia
Chuck Wagons to escape with a bone to bury.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Mississippi State by 3
Georgia at Missouri
The Red Clay Hounds leave the Athens Water Dish this weekend
and intend on welcoming the Show Me State Stripers to the SEC with a Big
Pigskin Bite. Gary Pinkel is counting on
Farout Field being a wild house on Saturday Night and he will likely get his
wish. Mark Richt’s better have some jolt
in the Alpo or they will return to the Peach State covered in scratches.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Missouri by 7
Vanderbilt at
Northwestern
James Franklin and his Music City Admirals sail into
Evanston this weekend, hoping to declaw the Chicago Cats in the Quiz Bowl
Classic. The battle of the brains will
take place at Ryan Field, and Pat Fitzgerald will have the home pride meowing
all the way. The Kenny Rogers Sea
Captains appear to have the S. S. Nashville in good shape and they should
return to the Volunteer State with the boat horns blaring.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Vanderbilt by 8
Ball State at Clemson
Dabo Swinney and his rejuvenated rally cats are in their
annual early season run, giving themselves a tongue-bath and inhaling the
catnip. They will open up the Upstate
Orange Asylum on Saturday to feast on some chirpers from Schuemann
Stadium. Pete Lembo’s flock is tough
bunch of Buckeye State birds, but Frank Howard Field ain’t the place for
perching.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Clemson by 24
East Carolina at
South Carolina
The Purple Pirates from Greenville North sail their Jolly
Rogers into Williams-Brice Stadium this weekend, hoping to loot all the local
chicken feed away from the Richland Roosters.
The Bluff Road Poultry Plant will be clucking loudly and the birds
should survive. But not before some
pillaging and damage has been done by the visiting bandana crowd. Plenty of moon pies, Marlboros and slim jims
in the Southeast Corner on Saturday.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... South Carolina by 5
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Other winners this week:
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| Arkansas |
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| Alabama |
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| Tennessee |
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| Ole Miss |
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| Kentucky |
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| LSU |
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