Alabama at Arkansas
Evil Nick and his Elegant Elephants trample into the Ozarks
on Saturday, hoping their gridiron ivories will cause some Fayetteville
squealing. The home Hogs have already
been skewered this fall and can’t be anyone else’s pigskin pork plate. The Tuscloosa Trumpets are just too tough
this year, so don’t expect any rolling back of the Tide.
The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Alabama by 9
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| UPSET ALERT! |
Larry Blakeney and his Maroon Spartans open up the
Yellowhammer Colleseum this weekend, ready to neuter some visiting puppies from
Magnolia Country. The visiting howlers
are feeling awfully good about themselves so far this fall and plan to bury
some pigskin bones early and often. The
K9s are going to find out why most big schools stay away from these
gladiators.
In a big upset, The
Cockabooster crystal ball says...Troy by 3
Florida at Tennessee
Derek Dooley and his refurbished Davy Crocketts are lying in
wait this weekend, hoping to skin up some Citrus Lizards that are slithering in
from the Sunshine State. The visiting
crocs showed they can still pack a chomp last week and they plan to use the
Knoxville Minutemen as Hors D’ouerves.
Two big road trips in a row may just be too tall of an order.
The Cockabooster crystal ball says...Tennessee by 4
Lousiana-Monroe at
Auburn
Gene Chizik and his Plains Kittens open up the I-85
scratching post this weekend, ready to prove to the pigskin world that they are
not declawed for good. The Warhawks from
the Bayou appear to be the perfect chance to do just that, but these birds just
jammed some talons into the Natural State Pigs.
Whatever catnip the War Eagle Lions have in the tank it will be on
display this weekend.
The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Auburn by 14
Texas at Ole Miss
The Horned Cows from Austin herd into the Grove on Saturday,
hoping to trample through the Mint Julep Gentleman and leave no banana pudding
for dessert. The Oxford Colonels are
always hospitable hosts, but they won’t last long enough to have Bevo for
dinner.
The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Texas by 17
Presbyterian at
Vanderbilt
The Azure Stockinged Poets from Clinton leave the I-26
Cultural Center this weekend, hoping to use their lyrical skills to take over
Music City. The Nashville Boat Captains
are ready for the Palmetto State Smurf invasion and should be able to send them
back to their Midlands Village with relative ease.
The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Vanderbilt by 20
Furman at Clemson
Rev. Septober and his Overhyped Orange Cats open up the
Pickens County Preserve this weekend, ready to claw up some Purple Cavaliers
from Greenville. The visiting Lancers
will gallop in with confidence and may do some jousting early. When it is all said and done the Blue Ridge
Felines will capture plenty of Indigo Armor for a souvenir.
The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Clemson by 30
UAB at South Carolina
Some Birmingham Dragons will swoop into Columbia on
Saturday, hoping to do fire-breathe some fried chicken for dinner. Steve Spurrier and his Richland Roosters are
tough to catch at the Bluff Road Poultry Plant and they should be able to douse
the visitors’ flames without too much hassle.
The Palmetto Cluckers will then get ready for their first batch of
Tigers.
The Cockabooster crystal ball says... South Carolina by 24
Other winners this
weekend:
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| KENTUCKY |
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| TEXAS A&M |
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| MISSOURI |
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| GEORGIA |
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| LSU |
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