Thursday, January 10, 2013

MOO U News: Tajh Boyd returns to Clemson…Gamecock Nation Celebrates!



THIS IS A FAKE (MADE-UP) STORY...PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS!


BOYD ANNOUNCES HIS PLANS
TO RETURN TO CLEMSON FOR
SENIOR SEASON
Carolina fans all over the Palmetto State were concerned that yet another whipping of Clemson this season meant that the Gamecock’s favorite Tiger, Tajh Boyd would leave early for the NFL.  Then when LSU self-destructed and handed the Upstate Udders the Peach Bowl the concern grew to outright panic.  Boyd had his first and only good game against a real opponent that night and the good money was on Tajh turning pro.  But all the midlands breathed a huge sigh of relief when Boyd decided to come back to Clemson. 

“Yeah, thankfully old Tajh is going to come back and lose to us one more time before leaving the upstate,” said longtime Gamecock supporter Duke Wilson of Camden.  “With a new QB under center they may have been able to break the streak.  It’s a great day for the Garnet and Black!”  That sentiment was shared by 1000s of Gamecock fans, who know that Boyd has been a big part of leading USC to their 4 straight wins. 

CAROLINA FANS CELEBRATE AS
BOYD HIS MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT!

Dabo Swinney, Clemson football coach and part-time paste eater, put on a good face for the press when he heard the news.  “Timing is everything and LSU was just determined to give us that win.  So I guess we’ll have Tajh take us through one more fall of disappointment before we can move on.” 

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