LSU at Arkansas
The Ozark Porkskins will be in a friendly trough this
weekend, as they try and declaw some cackling hyenas from the gumbo coast. Les Miles did a whole lot of meowing last
week, and his pride may be sound asleep.
The home hoggies have had weak snouts this fall, but they just might
root out a truffle when this one is done.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says... LSU by 2
Auburn at Alabama
Gene Chizik is in serious hot water of late, and he may need
a strong showing on Saturday to cool things off. Trying to land some ivory in Bryant-Denny
will be a tall order, and the War Eagle Cats may not have a loud enough
roar. The Elegant Elephants will be
ready for the Plains Poachers, and will administer a trampling when the day is
done.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says... Alabama by 13
Georgia Tech at
Georgia
The Slide Rule Insects from the Atlanta Beehive buzz into
Athens on Saturday, hoping to jam some gridiron stingers into the Sanford
Stadium Puppies. The Red Clay Hounds
will have the home kennel barking loudly, and they should avoid any problems
from the yellow swarm.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says... Georgia by 16
Florida at Florida
State
The Gainesville Bog Lizards will crawl into the Citrus
Capital City this weekend, hoping to chomp down some wigwams and spears from
Chief Osceola’s Tribe. The Tallahassee
Teepee Dwellers will have fresh warpaint on their faces, and they will be ready
to do some skinning.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says... Florida State by 3
South Carolina at
Clemson
Dabo the Crazy and his Purple Kittens will have the Pickens
County Scratching Post high on catnip this weekend, as they welcome in some
limping roosters from the Midlands.
Steve Spurrier has gotten the best of the Sister Kissers of late, but the
football gods are aligning behind the Orangies in this one.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says... Clemson by 17
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