Friday, September 6, 2013

The Cock-A-Booster's CRYSTAL BALL says...

DATE: Games for the week of September 7, 2013
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Florida at Miami
Will Muschamp and his Citrus Lizards leave the I-75 bog on Saturday, hoping to calm some Dade County Typhoons to the South.  The tropical storms plan to inflict some heavy damage on the crocodiles, and if they don’t bring their sharpest chomp they’ll end up skinned. 
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Miami by 4
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Arkansas State at Auburn 
Gus Malzhan and his Jordan-Hare Kittens open up the Opelika scratching post again on Saturday, and some Jonesboro Howlers will be attacking from the Ozarks to the West.  The War Eagle claws have been resharpened this fall, and the Toomers Corner Cats are hissing loudly.  They should get past the Natural State Coyotes without too much trouble.          
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Auburn by 10
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Western Kentucky at Tennessee
Old Smokey will open up the Knoxville Militia Headquarters this weekend, and they’ll have the muskets ready to fire.  They better have good aim, as Bobby Petrino and his Bowling Green Mountain Folk have some guns of their own.  Big Red came out this fall with a chip on its shoulder and so far it has paid off in a big way.   
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Tennessee by 6 
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S. C. State at Clemson
Buddy Pough and his Antley’s BBQ Barkers leave the Orangeburg Kennels on Saturday, hoping to corrall some upstate felines for a pigskin snack.  The over-hyped orangeheads smoked and mirrored their way through a much tougher group of K9s last week, so they’ll get through this one with no trouble. 
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Clemson by 42
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South Carolina at Georgia
Mark Richt and his Pigskin Pedigrees open up the Athens Alpo Hut on Saturday, hoping to put some Richland County Roosters in the food dish.  Steve Spurrier loves neutering the Peach State Puppies, and he’ll have the Garnet Cluckers ready to fly.  The home howlers are backed into a corner, and may survive on that alone.   
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Georgia by 2
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In other games...The CRYSTAL BALL says go with...
Missouri, Kentucky,  Miss. State, Arkansas, LSU, Ole Miss, Texas A & M, and Vandy. 



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