Monday, September 16, 2013

Top 10 signs Vanderbilt Fans are in your stadium...


10. They are amazed and frightened by an “upper deck” at a football stadium
9. Their flasks are filled with P. G. Tips and Typhoo instead of Bourbon 
8. In lieu of a game program, Vandy fans pass timeouts reading Tolstoy.
7. Concerned that concession stands had no spreadable marmalades or Minnie Pearl hats.
6. Story after story about how they talk trash to Duke about football. 
5. Numerous references to UT-Knoxville as a state-owned landfill.
4. Following the game, their only concern was pointing out that they played as well as any Ivy League school would have. 
3. Claims that God could never be a PhD at Vandy because he only had one publication and no references.
2. They were excited when U2 came to Vanderbilt Stadium, because they were only a 7-point underdog that night. 

1. Think James Franklin’s glasses are “retro-cute.”

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