DATE: Games for the week of September 14, 2013
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Louisville at
Kentucky
Some stout red birds from horse country flock into
hoops-ville this weekend, hoping to peck away at some wilting kittens. The Adolph Rupp Meows will come out
scratching and will purr a bit early, but more fur will be shed than feathers
when the day is done.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Louisville by 15
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Tennessee at Oregon
Some Smokey Mountain Hillbillies will be invading the Donald
Duck Western Spa on Saturday, hoping to aim their muskets at some web-footed
waddlers. The pot-smoking quackers have very strong bills, and they
will withstand the attack with little effort.
The Autzen Pond will barely see any ripples in the water, and the
Portland Plumage will remain in tact.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Oregon by 31
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The Maroon Magnolia Jowlers will trot out of Starkville on
this weekend, ready to paw into the East Alabama Scratching Post and capture
the home kittens. The Gritty Gusses are
hissing quite loudly so far, and that just might continue. Oh my goodness, could we see, those old War
Eagles perched with win #3?
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Auburn by 5
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Ole Miss at Texas
Mack Brown and his de-horned cows open up the Austin Ranches
this weekend, hoping to add some Hot Toddy to the feed mix. Colonel Sanders is carrying a sturdier
walking stick of late, and has no intention of just rocking on the porch. Could be steak on the menu when this one is
done.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Ole Miss in a mild upset by 4
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Alabama at Texas A
& M
Nick Saban and his elegant elephants storm into College
Station on Saturday, hoping to show the home gauchos their ivory hunt last fall
was a fluke. The red herd knows how to
lay a trampling on folks, and if the cowpokes aren’t careful, they will get
gored. The Cockabooster is buying the
home hype on this one.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Texas A & M by 2 in a big upset
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Vanderbilt at South
Carolina
James Franklin and the Nashville Boat Captains sail into
Columbia this weekend, hoping to dock their pigskin carrier at the Bluff Road
Chicken Plant. The head ball coach knows
the skippers are coming, and the puffed-up poultries will not be a welcoming
port. After some early discomfort, the
home birds should leave with their wings in tact.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... South Carolina by 13
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In one other game...The CRYSTAL BALL says go with...Arkansas over Southern Miss.
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