Overall Record... 5 - 1
83% CORRECT!
83% CORRECT!
RESULTS FROM LAST WEEK: 5-1
(Green are correct picks and red are incorrect picks)
- Georgia defeated Clemson
- Auburn defeated Arkansas
- LSU defeated Wisconsin
- Alabama defeated West Virginia
- Calhoun Academy defeated Dorchester Academy
- Texas A&M defeated South Carolina
WEEK 2 - Weekend of SEPTEMBER 6th
S. C. STATE at CLEMSON
Pickens County will open its favorite Cat House on Saturday,
hoping the Overrated Orangies can claw up some visiting barkers from the
Orangeburg Alpo Yards. Buddy Pough and
his raging “Rovers” plan to bury some gridiron bones in the upstate turf, but
they may find the digging a tall order.
The home kittens have already been chopped by some red clay droolers in
Athens last week. Don’t expect it to
happen again.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Moo U by 38
SAN JOSE STATE at AUBURN
The Hoplite Infantry of Southern California will sail some of their soldiers into Jordan-Hare on Saturday, hoping to capture the Fighting
Malzhans in a pigskin noose. War Eagle
is expecting the attack on the plains, and will have their gridiron talons
razor sharp. Ancient Greeks don’t
usually come knocking at Toomers Corner, and this group will be headed back to
the left coast empty-handed.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Auburn by 18
OLE MISS at VANDERBILT
Colonel Reb and the Oxford Gentlemen stroll into the
Nashville Shipyards this weekend, hoping to enjoy some mint juleps Derek
Mason’s Music City Dinghy. The Volunteer
State Skippers know the refined rebels plan to be in town, and they’ll do
everything possible to protect their vessel.
Too much mincemeat pie will carry the day.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Ole Miss by 10
MISSOURI at TOLEDO
Some astronauts from northwest Ohio will open up the Maumee
Bay Glass Bowl on Saturday, hoping to declaw some visiting felines from the
Show Me State. The Columbia Catnips have
no intention of being blasted into space by the Otter Creek Orbits, so the Lake
Erie Torpedos better be carrying a lot of missile fuel. Go with the Golden Kittens in this one.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Missouri by 13
CALHOUN ACADEMY at LEE ACADEMY
It will be the Cavalier Bowl on Friday night, as the
Fighting Jareckis gallop away from Academy Road to invade the Lee County
Jousting Fields. The home squires
promise to have their lances sharpened for the sporting affair, but the
invading inamoratos don’t plan to be bested.
Look for the St. Matthews Duelers to head back down I-20 with their
Paramour Feathers still in place.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... Calhoun Academy by 9
EAST CAROLINA at SOUTH CAROLINA
A rowdy bunch of seafaring looters will sail into the
Midlands on Saturday night, hoping to procure some pigskin plunder at the Bluff
Road Poultry Plant. Steve Spurrier and
his scarlet hens have already been plucked a few times this fall, and may not
have any gridiron plumage left. If the
Crimson Cluckers want to avoid being plopped in the fryer again, they better
stop laying eggs.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says... East Carolina in a big upset by 5.
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