The Crankshaft Gazette: Spurrier sits on front porch all week griping about Carolina

Coach Steve Spurrier was really ticked after Saturday night’s Carolina victory over Vanderbilt and sources say he spent most of the week just sitting on his porch complaining about the weather and the Gamecocks.

“We just ain’t any good.  We may be 3-1 and in 1st place in the East, but we ain’t no good.  Anyone argue with that?  We stink.  Period.  End of story.  I don’t want to hear no fairy tales about beating Missouri or Kentucky or Furman.  Sure we will.  And if a frog had wings his butt wouldn’t bump when he hops.  Got it?” 

Spurrier went on to say that he was sick of hearing about how good the show “The Blacklist” is too.  “Do you think I care if you like James Spader?  And why only 1 more season of Justified?  That show has plenty left in the tank.  Make fun of Raylan’s hat to me and you’ll find out what hurt really means.” 

Spurrier did point out that he enjoys the occasional Rush’s chili burger but he doesn’t want to be asked about it.