Friday, September 26, 2014

The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says...

Overall Record... 20-4
83% CORRECT!
RESULTS FROM LAST WEEK:  5-1
(Green are correct picks and red are incorrect picks)
  • Florida State defeated Clemson
  • Auburn defeated Kansas State
  • Georgia defeated Troy
  • Alabama defeated Florida
  • Calhoun Academy defeated Holly Hill Academy
  • South Carolina defeated Vanderbilt
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WEEK'S GAMES...

WEEK 5 - Weekend of  SEPTEMBER 27th

ARKANSAS at TEXAS A&M
Some wild pigs from the Ozark Troughs will scurry into College Station this weekend, hoping to root up some gridiron truffles at the 12th man corral.  The maroon cowboys have been throwing sharp ropes this fall and they believe this will be a pigskin rodeo with a pork flavor.  Go with the Gauchos here.  
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says...  Texas A & M by 14

TENNESSEE at GEORGIA
Mark Richt and his Athens Alpos will open the Red Clay Kennels this weekend, hoping to lock up some visiting militiamen from the Smoky Mountains.  The invading gunmen will take aim early, but run out of ammo pretty quickly.  The barking droolers should finish the affair with their flea collars in tact.  
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says...  Georgia by 13

LA. TECH at AUBURN
Some Red Stick Rovers will paw onto the plains this weekend, hoping the East Alabama Cat Farms lead to some gridiron treats.  The Opelika Felines have a loud hiss at Jordan-Hare, and they will put some scratches on the K9s early and often.  Another notch on the scratching post for the Fighting Malzahns.
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says...  Auburn by 31

VANDERBILT at KENTUCKY
The Music City Boat Captains will sail out of Nashville this weekend, hoping to find port in bluegrass country.  The welcome they receive will be less than hospitable, as the Royal Blue Meow Men plan to show their claws early.  The Lexington Pride has shown some fight so far this fall, while the Opry Boaters have looked like tub toys. 
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says...  Kentucky by 10

NORTH CAROLINA at CLEMSON
Some baby blue goats from the Tobacco Triangle roam into Death Valley this weekend, hoping to ram the Orange Dab-sters into pigskin oblivion.  The Purple Kittens have been declawed a couple of times this year and will pretty much bat at a ball of string until they get a visit from the Gamecocks. 
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says...  Clemson by 28

CALHOUN ACADEMY at FLORENCE CHRISTIAN
Some Blue and Gold Horsemen from the Midlands will gallop west this weekend, hoping to run their lances through some Sandlapper Squires at the Pee Dee’s Camelot.  The crusading Paladins are a tough band of Chevaliers at home, so the Fighting Jaerckis better bring their sharpest weapons. 
The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says...  Calhoun Academy by 3 in a big upset

MISSOURI at SOUTH CAROLINA
The Mighty Mattys will be in the midlands, hoping their pigskin purr is enough to debone Steve Spurrier and his Richland Roosters.  The Bluff Road Poultry Plant has been no place for felines in recent years, and they don’t want that to change.  Keeping the kittens out of the end zone litter box will be the key in this one. 

The Cockabooster Crystal Ball says...  Missouri by 4



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