CLEMSON TOP TEN....Top 10 signs Jack Legget is about to play Carolina

Top 10 signs Jack Legget is about to play Carolina

 

10.          Constantly throwing darts at a picture of Ray Tanner

9.            Washes those ridiculous white socks over and over in bleach

8.            Practicing that “smile” thing for the press conference after another loss to USC

7.            Extra shock treatments to stop the increased screaming and nightmares

6.            Listens to nothing but Enter Sandman and Megadeath to get him in the mood

5.            Prank calls to Chad Holbrook

4.            Lots of weeping and crying in the fetal position

3.            Asking Tiger fans to just pay attention to basketball.  “Nothing to see here!”

2.            Pulls out his spot-on imitation of John Wayne as a distraction

1.            Bunny-slippers and hot cocoa while watching tapes of “The June Raines Years!”