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Clemson fans have become so obsessed with their past glory, a cable network is planning to channel that nostalgia into a ratings success. The History Channel will now be showing old Tiger football games on Saturdays in the fall, so that Clemson fans will have something to watch other than pulling against the Gamecocks.
Bracknell Schooler, head of rural uneducated programming decisions for the History Channel, feels the old games are a great fit for depressed Clemson fans. “I hear graduates of Clemson talking about games in the 80s and 90s all the time so why not give them what they want? The current ACC is just unwatchable so this will allow them to pretend they are still relevant.”
There was some initial concern about showing Danny Ford era games due to bad language but where appropriate the comments will be “bleeped” out so families can enjoy.