Missouri at Tennessee
The Columbia West Ocelots will prowl into the hills this
weekend, hoping to skin up Old Smoky before his afternoon nap. The Knoxville Mountain Troopers will have
their rifles ready, but their aim has been in question all season. Derek Dooley may not be the general of the
brigade much longer if their shooting doesn’t improve quickly.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says...Tennessee by 5
The Pigskin Lizards from the Gainesville Bog will be
swimming in earnest on Saturday, and their hoping some red-hot Gumbo from the
Bayou. The Visitors from the Backwater
know how to throw a tantrum and they’ll come in angry, but that will only add
some spice to the Crocodiles’ meal. Will
Muschamp’s face will be red because of the food instead of a fit for a
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says...Florida by 16
Texas A & M at
Nick Saban and the Elegant Elephants will open up the
Tuscaloosa Feeding Grounds this weekend, and they plan to trample up some
Cowboys from College Station for some gridiron exercise. The visiting calf-ropers will bring some
shiny lassos with them when they arrive, and they think they’ll snag some ivory
for a souvenir. It’s tough to drag a
Pachyderm anywhere near Houston.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says...Alabama by 9
Georgia at Auburn
The propped up puppies from East Georgia leave their
flea-ridden water dish this weekend, hoping to hike their legs on Jordan-Hare
while the local felines are wounded.
Gene Chizik is about to be declawed if he’s not careful, and his Plains
Lions better be ready to roar. If Mark
Richt can avoid a neutering during the visit, his barkers will get an unearned
trip to Atlanta.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says...Georgia by 7
Miss. State at LSU
The Bayou Bengals saw their dreams die at Death Valley last
week, so look for them to be a little flat when some drooling barkers rumble in
from Magnolia Country. The Starkville
K9s will be ready to bury the Mad Hatter, but he will have the home den in a
frenzy by kickoff. Tough to be that high
on catnip two Saturdays in a row.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says...Miss. State by 3 in a mild upset
Maryland at Clemson
Dabo Swinney and his Heisman Orangies open up the Pickens
County Scratching Post this weekend, ready to cook up a pot of turtle stew for
a weekend treat. The ancient crawlers
have six shells left on the roster, so it won’t be long before they are part of
the recipe. The Meow Mix should be full
of bourbon at the Esso Club when this one is done.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says...Clesmson by 46
Arkansas at South Carolina
The Richland County Rooster Farm
will be open for business on Saturday, and Steve Spurrier is planning to serve
up some Ozark BBQ as an afternoon treat.
The Fayetteville Oinkers have had dented snouts all year, but they
usually enjoy giving these Poultries a plucking. It will be a tight affair for a while, but
Pork is what’s for dinner when the day is done.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal ball says...South Carolina by 16