Monday, November 26, 2012

Clemson Petitions NCAA for ACC Bowl Opponent


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After watching his team get carved up by his SEC rivals for the fourth straight season, Clemson Football Coach Dabo Swinney has a solution to the problem.  “We’re going to just see if we can play an ACC team in the bowl,” said Swinney, who feels that would keep the Tigers from another non-conference embarrassment.  “Yes, any ACC team that is not named ‘Florida State’ will be fine.  Or if it must be an SEC team, we would prefer Kentucky or Auburn again.”  

Last year, Clemson was destroyed by South Carolina in the regular season finale and wasted a BCS bid by winning the ACC.  West Virginia won the “who gets to beat up the ACC team” lottery by being paired off with the Tigers and rolling up 70 points.  Swinney feels like keeping the ACC teams playing each other in the bowl games is the only way to keep their fan bases fooled that improvement is occurring.  “As quickly as possible, I need to put 50 or 60 on somebody.  How about Maryland or Duke?”  

In reaction, the NCAA is once again planning major apologies to whichever network is forced to carry the ACC oriented BCS bowl game.  


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