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After watching his team get carved up by his SEC rivals for
the fourth straight season, Clemson Football Coach Dabo Swinney has a solution
to the problem. “We’re going to just see
if we can play an ACC team in the bowl,” said Swinney, who feels that would
keep the Tigers from another non-conference embarrassment. “Yes, any ACC team that is not named ‘Florida
State’ will be fine. Or if it must be an
SEC team, we would prefer Kentucky or Auburn again.”
Last year, Clemson was destroyed by South Carolina in the
regular season finale and wasted a BCS bid by winning the ACC. West Virginia won the “who gets to beat up
the ACC team” lottery by being paired off with the Tigers and rolling up 70
points. Swinney feels like keeping the
ACC teams playing each other in the bowl games is the only way to keep their
fan bases fooled that improvement is occurring.
“As quickly as possible, I need to put 50 or 60 on somebody. How about Maryland or Duke?”
In reaction, the NCAA is once again planning major apologies
to whichever network is forced to carry the ACC oriented BCS bowl game.
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