The Big 10’s first title game will unfold at the Indianapolis Oil Derrick on Saturday, and when fur hits armor expect some sparks. Some angry rodents from Madison were trapped in the East Lansing Colloseum earlier this fall, and they’re ready for revenge. The Green Argonauts will have their swords out, but they won’t be sharp enough . The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Wisconsin by 4.
The Waco Yogis open up the Hibernation Honey Pot this weekend, hoping to grill up some steers from the Austin cattle ranch. The Capital City Cows have lost some of their mooing power this year, but they’ll do more than swat flies with their tails. The McClennan County Kodiaks will paw out a victory when it’s done. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Baylor by 7.
The Stillwater Pigskin Ranch will be open on Saturday, ready to welcome in a wagon train from Norman for a little gridiron “hospitality.” The home Vaqueros think they’re ready to rope the visiting Boomers before they can make a claim, but no flags will be planted when this one is over. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Oklahoma State by 2.
VIRGINIA TECH vs. MOO U.
Some castrated gobblers from the Blacksburg Poultry Farm will flock into Charlotte on Saturday, and they’ll find a bunch of orange felines in a foul mood. The Pickens Kittens got declawed early and often in Columbia last weekend, and a pigskin plucking would soothe the burns. Watch out Turkeys! The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Moo U by 3.
The Bayou Bengals come roaring into Atlanta this weekend, and they plan to neuter up some Athens Alpos early and often. The Clarke County K9s had this chance fall into their food dish, and they’ll bark loudly for a while to make it look good. Too much Mad Hatter at the end of the day. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...LSU by 13.