Saturday, November 12, 2011

Top 10 signs that Gamecock Fans are worried about the Clemson Game

Darrin Horn
USC Head Basketball Coach
(we think?)
10.  The "there are more important things than a football game" speeches have moved from the Upstate to the Midlands
9.    Finding new and creative ways to rail on Stephen Garcia
8.    Pushing for another even newer baseball stadium
7.    Replacing Dabo Swinney's Ecstacy with Valium
6.    Replacing Steve Spurrier's Valium with Ecstacy
5.    Sanitizing 1988-2004 from the record books
4.    Watching Omaha DVR replays over and over!
3.    Blaming ACC refs now to avoid the rush
2.    Fuming mad because they knew this would happen if a woman became Governor
1.    They are finally having to acknowledge that Darrin Horn exists

2 comments:

  1. This is hysterical - you're TOO much!!

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  2. What, no "wait till next year?" jabber? I'm hearing a lot of that already...

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