Thursday, November 17, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Coach Holtz previews upcoming USC & Clemson game...

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Cock-A-Booster:   It is my pleasure to welcome in legendary former Gamecock Coach Lou Holtz to preview the upcoming rivalry game between Carolina and Clemson.  How you doing Coach? 

Lou:    That is personal Ted and I would appreciate you minding your own business. 

Cock-A-Booster:    Coach, you were involved in many rivalries over the years.  How does Carolina-Clemson rank in your mind?

Lou:    The University of Clemzon was always “rank.”  So much so I had to wear a filter over my nose to handle the odor.  You know that methane can be used for fuel now. 

Cock-A-Booster:    No, Coach I mean do you think the rivalry gets overheated sometimes?

Lou:     Well, Ted this is the Deep South.  You looking for penguins or something?

Cock-A-Booster:    Coach, who wins this year’s game, the Gamecocks or the Tigers?

Lou:   Well the real winners are always the good folks at Carolina Pride Hot Dogs.  Every bite is a touchdown strike with The Pride. 

Cock-A-Booster:    Okay Coach but which team will score more points next week?

Lou:    Notre Dame.

Cock-A-Booster:    Out of Carolina and Clemson Coach? 

Lou:    I don’t think either one of them is playing Notre Dame.  You really should do some research. 

Cock-A-Booster:   Coach is there anything you would like to say about the Gamecocks and Tigers. 

Lou:    Mark May is an idiot.  Just a true moron.  That’s all I have to say about that.

Cock-A-Booster:   That’s all the time we have today.  Join us next time when Coach Holtz will preview the bowl games and preview SEC basketball.

Lou:    They play basketball in the SEC? 

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