The Cock-a-Booster's Crystal Ball says...

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2011
LAST WEEK'S RECORD (4-3); OVERALL RECORD (9-3)

KENTUCKY at VANDERBILT

Music City will open its Grand Ole Boat Landing on Saturday, hoping to declaw some Royal Blue Cats purring in from Bluegrass Country.  The Brainy Boat Captains have found the Gridiron seas tough to navigate, but they should be able to prevent the visiting Kittens from finding any catnip.    The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Vanderbilt by 6.

TENNESSEE at ARKANSAS

Old Smokey and his mountain militiamen are leaving the Neyland Compound on Saturday, hoping to dig up some pork ribs at the Fayetteville BBQ Pits.  Bobby Petrino and the home hoglets have avoided the cooker most of the fall, and the Knoxville Brigade ain’t got the ammo they need to change that.  The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Arkansas by 22.

WESTERN KENTUCKY at LSU

The Mountain Folk from Bowling Green leave L. T. Smith Stadium this weekend, hoping Big Red can still up some pigskin moonshine at the Baton Rouge Scratching Post.  The Bayou Bengals are giving themselves a tongue bath this week and may be taking a Cat-nap at Kickoff, but they’ll wake up in time to send the Toppers back to the hills sober.  The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...LSU by 28.

LOUISIANA TECH at OLE MISS

The Red and Blue K-9s from Creole Country are leaving the Ruston Dogpound this weekend, hoping to bury the Oxford Confederates before mint juleps are served.  It hasn’t been a good week for the Magnolia Colonels, but the pigskin plantation should survive.  The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Ole Miss by 10.

 

ALABAMA at MISSISSIPPI STATE

Big Al and his Tuscaloosa Herd trample into Starkville this weekend, hoping to take out some frustration on Dan Mullen and his Possum Rag Puppies.  There is never a good time to run into the elegant elephants, but right after a tusk-pulling it really could get ugly.  Go with Houndstooth over the Home Howlers all the way.  The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Alabama by 20.


 

AUBURN at GEORGIA

Mark Richt and the Athens Alpos have on their shiny collars of late, and they are planning to tear into some visiting felines from out on The Plains.  The War Eagle talons may not pierce as deep as last year’s version, but don’t be surprised if they catch the UGAs asleep in their food dish.  The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...Auburn by 4.

FLORIDA at SOUTH CAROLINA

The Bog Lizards from south of Lake City slither into Richland County this weekend, hoping to chomp down on some Bluff Road Broasters as a lunchtime treat.  The Home Hens got their tailfeathers plucked last week, and are ripe to be thrown into the fire.  The good news is that the visiting reptiles are just as skinned up as they are.   The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says...South Carolina by 6.