The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball has spoken...

NOTE: My web guy got too busy eating turkey and dressing and did not post these until after the Arky/LSU game had started.  But to clarify, I had these picks turned in on Wednesday.  No cheating by the Cock-A-Booster!

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2011
LAST WEEK'S RECORD (7-1); OVERALL RECORD (21-6) - 77.8% WINNERS

Georgia at Georgia Tech

The Clarke County K-9s leave the Athens Kennel this weekend, hoping to bury their pigskin bones inside the Peach State’s Hornet’s nest. The home buzzers have other ideas, and plan to make gridiron honey early and often. Look for the home bees to lay plenty of stingers into the pups, but that will seem like a “nose-popping” compared to the Atlanta whipping the Hounds will take next week. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says... Georgia Tech by 7.

Tennessee at Kentucky

The Knoxville Militia is on a Cat Hunt this weekend, and plan to declaw the Royal Blue Felines at their Bluegrass Scratching Post. The Lexington crowd has been focused on roundball for weeks at this point, and won’t even notice the hillbilly invasion. Old Smokey’s moonshine crew will head back to the hills with some full jugs. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says... Tennessee by 12.

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest

The Pigskin Preachers from the Tarheel State are having a revival on Saturday, hoping to convert Nashville’s Sea Captains to their way of thinking. The Music City Skippers have found the gridiron seas a rough sail this fall, and the Bible-Thumpers just may get them to the altar after all. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says... Vanderbilt by 3.

Florida State at Florida

Chief Osceola and his Tallahassee Tribe leave the Leon County Teepee on Saturday, ready to invade the murky bog at the Gainesville Lizard Farm. The Citrus Reptiles have dealt with these visitors before and this won’t be a friendly pow-wow. In the end, the Tomahawk Tossers will avoid a death roll and head home with many tails in tow. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says... Florida State by 10.

Ole Miss at Mississippi State

The Oxford Plantation will be quiet this weekend, as the Southern Gentlemen will be sipping their mint juleps in Starkville. Dan Mullen and his Possum Rag Pups will be there when they arrive, and they’ll make sure the lawn party is over early. Changes are coming for Colonel Reb, and they want this last duel to end quickly. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says... Mississippi State by 9.

Arkansas at LSU

The Scarlet Squealers from Ozark County roll into the Bayou on Friday, ready to put their tusks into the Yellow Bengals. The golden tiggers kept their claws in tact this year, but they know the oinkers won’t give up the pork without a fight. A post Turkey Day BBQ will happen, but it will be a tight one. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says... LSU by 3.

Alabama at Auburn

The Eli Gold Elephants will be down on the plains this weekend, hoping to turn the iron bowl into a pachyderm parade. The Opelika Cat Farm will be meowing loudly, and taking some houndstooth ivory as a souvenir would put a “War Eagle” ending to the season. Tusks over Tails in this one. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says... Alabama by 6.

Clemson at South Carolina

Steve Spurrier and his Richland County Roosters open up the Bluff Road Chicken Plant this weekend, hoping to put the spurs to some visiting purple kitties from the Upstate. The Cow Udder Cats come into Columbia meowing loud, talking proud and ready to do some pigskin plucking. The smart choice is the Piedmont Bovine Huggers but no one has ever accused me of being smart. The Cockabooster’s crystal ball says... South Carolina by 4.