Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Cock-a-Booster's Crystal Ball says...

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2011

LAST WEEK'S RECORD (5-0); OVERALL RECORD (5-0)

UT-MARTIN at MISSISSIPPI STATE

The orange and navy nest at Hardy Graham Stadium will be empty this weekend, as the “North of Humboldt” Hawks fly South, hoping to swoop in for a safe landing at Starkville’s Gridiron Kennels.   The maroon barkers have found themselves leashed early and often this fall, but they’ll find these visiting birds a tasty treat. 
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Mississippi State by 15.



MTSU at TENNESSEE

The Azul Pirates from Murfreesboro sail their Pigskin Jolly Roger into Knoxville on Saturday, hoping to find the Knoxville Brigade ripe to be plundered.  Derek Dooley’s hillbilly minutemen have been outgunned all year, but they’ll withstand this blue raid with little trouble. 
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Tennessee by 20.



 
OLE MISS at KENTUCKY

Houston Nutt and his Oxford Soldiers storm into Bluegrass Country this weekend, hoping declawed blue kitten is on the menu.  The home cats are happy to be “hoops eligible” real soon and have used up most of their 9 gridiron lives.  Based on how the fall has gone, it’s hard to pick either team.  
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Ole Miss by 1.



 

NEW MEXICO STATE at GEORGIA

Pistol Pete and his Las Cruces Cowpokes gallop away from Route 66 this weekend, hoping to lasso some Red Clay Hounds down in the Athens Dog Pound.  Mark Richt and his Sanford Bone-chewers have been howling loudly of late, and they don’t like the idea of being penned in by desert ropers.  
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Georgia by 25.

 


VANDERBILT at FLORIDA

The Einsteins from Eastern Tennessee sail their pigskin fleet down I-75 this weekend, hoping to wade into the Gainesville Bog without getting death-rolled.  The Ocala Lizards have slithered all over these boats before, and should chomp the Nashville Captains back to Music City when it’s all said and done. 
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Florida by 6.

 


LSU at ALABAMA

The Mad Hatter and his Baton Rouge Kittens paw into Elephant Land on Saturday night, hoping to capture some Houndstooth Ivory as a pigskin souvenir.  The Tuscaloosa Herd has other ideas, and their red trunks will be swinging for keeps.  The Bayou Bengals have razor sharp claws, but they won’t be able to penetrate the pachyderm’s hides enough at Bryant-Denny.  
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Alabama by 2.





SOUTH CAROLINA at ARKANSAS

The Garnet Cluckers from Richland County flock west on Saturday, hoping pork is the white meat of choice on the menu at the Fayetteville Trough.  The Ozark Squealers prefer poultry on their grills and think some BBQ’d visor would hit the spot instead.  The pigskin world decided long ago this one would be a plucking, but the Fort Smith Piglets may find the truffle rooting tougher than expected.  
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...South Carolina by 5.

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