10. Ron Morris is wearing his good dress to the game
9. Will Merritt inhaling an extra plate of spare-ribs and pancakes at breakfast every day
8. Tommy Moody now can ONLY talk about the greatness of Clemson
7. Fans all over the state doing that annual “fake nice” act to each other
6. Lou Holtz saying “University of Clem-zon” over and over on ESPN
5. Spittoons being put in the women’s restrooms for our visitors
4. Counselors being made available for Tiger fans who don’t realize the Farmers Market has moved
3. Pete Yannity plotting a hit on Todd Ellis because no one knows who Pete Yannity is.
2. Steve Spurrier imitating Tommy Bowden and prank-calling Dabo
1. Parking spaces being realigned to accommodate tractors
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