MOO U News: Wal-Mart and South Carolina to retire Dabo’s Sweatshirt

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Dabo Swinney hasn’t coached very long in college football, but he has already left his mark.  The South Carolina Gamecocks and Wal-Mart plan to honor the “little Coach that could” this fall by jointly retiring his trademark off-the-rack sweatshirt.  “No Clemson football coach has ever done more for Gamecock football than old Yabble Dabbles,” said Steve Spurrier, who had a losing record against the Tigers before Dabo’s arrival.  “Yeah, I don’t know if we could have dominated them that way without Dabo’s help.” 

Also lavishing praise on Moo U’s head man was Wal-Mart, who says they can’t keep enough basic gray sweatshirts on their shelves in the upstate.  “We haven’t seen a run on an item like this since we offered expectant mothers in Pickens County 25% off on Skoal,” said Bubba T. Cletus, Wal-Mart Regional Manager for that section of the Palmetto State.