MOO U News: Dabo to seek refund from Chad Kelly

Clemson released its latest overrated greatest quarterback ever this week, telling Chad Kelly his behavior wasn’t up to Clemson’s standards.  Yes, the school that has given us models of morality through the years such as Kenny “Don’t send flowers to your Mother” Flowers, “Speed Bully” Dabo Swinney and “Controlled Substance” Sammy Watkins has apparently drawn the line at cocky mouthing off. 

This latest staged publicity stunt may actually backfire against the Tigers, unless they can get back the recruiting money that was invested in Kelly.  “Yeah we’ll treat this like any other accounts receivable situation,” said Swinney, who knows Clemson may never see that money again.  “It’s true that we need that money to spread around to other recruits but if not we’ll adjust.  We may have to lean on our South Florida guy again for a while.”