Wednesday, October 26, 2011

The Cock-a-booster's Crystal Ball says...

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2011


ARKANSAS at VANDERBILT

The Ozark Piglets will squeal into the Grand Ole Opry this weekend, hoping to root out some pigskin truffles on the SEC’s academia cruiseliner.   The brainy boat captains have showed some spark this year but 2012 and beyond is the gridiron horizon they are seeking.   

The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Arkansas by 13.

FLORIDA vs. GEORGIA (Jacksonville, FL)
The Lizards from Tebowtown slither into Jacksonville on Saturday, hoping the Outdoor Cocktail Party will be a swampy affair.  They will find out that the Athens Alpos have other ideas, and the red howlers have a loud bark.  Almost everyone thinks the pups are too strong to be neutered, but if they aren’t careful it will be a St. John’s River surprise.   
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Georgia by 3.

OLE MISS at AUBURN
The War Eagle Kittens from East Alabama open up the Plains Scratching Post on Saturday, hoping to give a good clawing to the invading Oxford Brigade.  Johnny Reb showed some life last week during a spirited piggy hunt, but they may have used up all their ammo in the process.  Too much Toomer’s lemonade here.   
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says... Auburn by 8.

MISSISSIPPI STATE at KENTUCKY
The Starkville K-9’s missed their last chance to salvage 2011 last weekend and they will be whimpering along on cruise control until the Egg Bowl.  The good news is that when they limp into Lexington, they will find the Bluegrass Meows have been declawed themselves.  Normally a dog vs. cat matchup makes for some fireworks, but this one appears to be a fizzler. 
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...Mississippi State by 14.
 
SOUTH CAROLINA at TENNESSEE
Cocky and his Columbia Cluckers flock into the hills this weekend, hoping to corral Old Smokey’s Mountain Gunners before they get to shooting.  The Deliverance Deputies always defend the home trailer well, but the Richland Roosters have some long pigskin spurs. In the end the visiting poultry should be able to leave the Red Tick Hounds howling.   
 The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...South Carolina by 4.


WHERE IS THE "MOO U" PICK??
My crystal ball is saying something about orange garlic and me being a vampire.  No pick needed here as there is always plenty of nose-picking at a Klimpsun game.  And I don't mean just the cheerleaders. 
The Cock-a-Booster’s crystal ball says...STAY AWAY...STAY VERY FAR AWAY!!!

4 comments:

  1. Cocky Gal 200110/26/11, 10:19 AM

    Gamecocks get it done by getting an early jump on the Vols. The Carolina D steps up big time and scores points on turnovers. Go Gamecocks!!!

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  2. Great picks. I agree with them all but UGA. As bad as UF appears to be, I think they will squeak by the pups and continue their domination...and give Carolina a little breathing room. We are due for a break and this would be dandy. Well done....love the Leonard's Losers style.

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  3. Your blog design - everything - looks awesome! And that is coming from a fan of the other team. ;)

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  4. Looks like you picked 'em really well last week! Look forward to the next!

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