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Gamecock football Coach Steve Spurrier acknowledges that
standout Defensive End Jadeveon Clowney is a special athlete, but he still
thinks he could take him. “Yeah, old
Clowney is a good one, no question. But
I think the Head Ball Coach could still take him. He’s no Spurrier.”
Clowney is being touted by some as a long-shot Heisman Award
candidate, but Spurrier says that isn’t going to happen. “Nah, you can’t do enough on defense to win
the Heisman so he won’t get it. You need
to be a quarterback from Tennessee who plays at Florida to really be a Heisman
winner. Somebody like me.”
Spurrier admits that Clowney is younger than him and maybe
in a little bit better shape, but that wouldn’t be enough to overcome the aura
he gives off as Spurrier. “He’ll be a
good one, but I am here to remind him he’s got a long way to go. Clowney is Lex Luger or Arn Anderson maybe,
but I’m the Nature Boy of College Football.”
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