Tuesday, April 30, 2013

The Crankshaft Gazzette: Steve Spurrier thinks he could beat Clowney in just about anything

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Gamecock football Coach Steve Spurrier acknowledges that standout Defensive End Jadeveon Clowney is a special athlete, but he still thinks he could take him.  “Yeah, old Clowney is a good one, no question.  But I think the Head Ball Coach could still take him.  He’s no Spurrier.”  

Clowney is being touted by some as a long-shot Heisman Award candidate, but Spurrier says that isn’t going to happen.  “Nah, you can’t do enough on defense to win the Heisman so he won’t get it.  You need to be a quarterback from Tennessee who plays at Florida to really be a Heisman winner.  Somebody like me.”  

Spurrier admits that Clowney is younger than him and maybe in a little bit better shape, but that wouldn’t be enough to overcome the aura he gives off as Spurrier.  “He’ll be a good one, but I am here to remind him he’s got a long way to go.  Clowney is Lex Luger or Arn Anderson maybe, but I’m the Nature Boy of College Football.”   

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