MOO U News: Clemson pretends QB is a Heisman threat

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Every once in a while, Clemson runs into a team like Tennessee or LSU in the Peach Bowl who has no interest in being there.  The Tigers, desperate for even the slightest bit of credibility, then convince themselves that it is 1982 again.  Uncle Rico would be proud of the delusion. 

But this time there is a bonus to the normal Clemson “Peachy” hype.  The Upstate Udders have convinced themselves that their perennial choking QB is now a Heisman threat.  So in that spirit here are some other awards The Gamecocks’ favorite Clemson signal-caller has just as much of a chance to win this year:

 

• The Mark Twain Prize
• Miss America
• Chrysler Salesman of the Year (Seattle District)
• The Canadian Soccer League’s “Golden Boot”
• The Jock McHale Medal
• The Harley J. Earl Trophy
• The Ranfurly Shield
• Brunei Order of the Crown
• St. Matthews Yard of the Month