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Clemson’s
head football Coach and Chief Toad-Licker Dabo Swinney says that the Tigers’ pretend
run at the Heisman is not the only media campaign they will be pushing behind a
player this fall. Clemson has a wide
receiver or two that should be the lead candidates to win High Times’ “Cannabis
Cup” for promoting the use of illegal drugs.
“No one has
done more to push narcotics into the public in the Palmetto State than we
have,” said Swinney, who wants those efforts rewarded. “Our QB can win the Heisman while one of our
Receivers is named ‘The Highest Man’ in the same year. You can’t put a price on that kind of
publicity for the Upstate.”
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