DATE: Games for the week of August 31, 2013
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Rice at Texas A & M
The College Station Lone Stars open up the Cowboy Ranches on Saturday, hoping to throw some Houston Hooters on the grill for supper. The Wise Old Purple Ones hope to catch the home gauchos napping, but the 12th man will have the lassos out in force.
The CRYSTAL BALL says... Texas A & M by 20
The CRYSTAL BALL says... Texas A & M by 20
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Miss. State at Oklahoma State
The Stillwater Cattle Farms will be o
pen for business this weekend, as the Orange Boots hope to kick down some visiting K9s from Magnolia Country. The road puppies will bring some strong jowls with them, and they plan to leave with some leather chaps in tow. They may run into a Gridiron branding instead.
The CRYSTAL BALL says... Oklahoma State by 13
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Washington State at Auburn
The Plains Kittens will open up the Opelika scratching post this weekend, hoping to make 2012 a distant memory. Gus Malzhan has renewed the energy and hope at Jordan-Hare, and it will show in the early contests. Some freshly clawed Cougar would hit the spot of every War Eagle appetite.
The CRYSTAL BALL says... Auburn by 15
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Alabama at Virginia Tech
Nick Saban and his elegant elephants are looking for three in a row, and that trampling will have to begin with some castrated gobblers from Blacksburg. The travelling turkeys are hoping to represent the ACC well, and just by getting out of their cages safely they will do so. The Tide will roll after some early poultry stands.
The CRYSTAL BALL says... Alabama by 19
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Georgia at Clemson
The little coach in a sweatshirt will stop his insane rantings for a few hours on Saturday, hoping the visitors from the Peach State have enough suspended to steal a win. The Athens Alpos are sound asleep headed into this one, and are completely focused on the visit from the Old Ball Coach next week. The stars have aligned in this one too nicely. The purple kittens will meow loudly.
The CRYSTAL BALL says... Clemson by 11
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North Carolina at South Carolina
The baby blue billy goats from fake BBQ country herd into Columbia on Thursday, hoping to headbutt Steve Spurrier’s roosters early and often. The road rams have nothing to lose and will make this one very uncomfortable, but the Garnet Gaggle at the Bluff Road Poultry Plant will leave with their feathers largely unrustled.
The CRYSTAL BALL says... South Carolina by 7
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In other games...The CRYSTAL BALL says go with...
Florida, Vanderbilt (over Ole Miss), Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, LSU, and Missouri.
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