More MOO U News: Top 10 potential new In-State Rivals for Clemson

Since the Tigers have thrown in the towel on the rivalry by rewarding Dabbles with a big new contract, here are our suggestions for their new in-state football rival. (One they could beat sometimes):

10.          Eleven Bassett Hound Puppies

9.            A bunch of silk pillows

8.            Richard Simmons

7.            Calhoun Academy

6.            The S. C. School for the Blind and Deaf

5.            A Groucho’s STP Dipper

4.            The ball-pit staff at Chuck E. Cheese

3.            The 5 year old “Upward” squads at Millbrook Baptist Church

2.            Regis Philbin

1.            Any 5 PM Yoga Class at Curves