MOO U News: Leggett seeking lifetime contract after Gamecock Sweep

ANOTHER RUN SCORES!

Jack Leggett set out to prove he could lose to USC better than any Clemson coach last weekend, and he put forth a strong argument by getting swept in three games and vaulting Carolina to #1 in the national rankings.  Based on what the Tigers gave their football coach for losing to the Gamecocks, Leggett feels he is now owed a lifetime agreement.  

“Coach Swinney may have our first ever 5-game losing streak to them in football, which is strong.  No question.  But come on man!  I have lost 23 out of 30 to them, been eliminated by them at Omaha twice, and have watched them take in 2 national titles in that timeframe.  Oh, and thanks to them sweeping us this weekend they are now #1 in the country.  What else can I do?  I gots to get paid Jack!” 

Leggett says if they won’t give him the contract he seeks, then maybe something else could be worked out.  “I would love to try and get some Mrs. Winners chicken places going again.  They could flat out fry some chicken.  Or maybe it’s time for me to retire to Myrtle Manor.” 

IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO END LIKE THIS...