In light of the new “Countdown to Carolina” clocks at Clemson, here are
some other ways the Tigers are showing they aren’t worried about the Gamecocks
10. All Li’l
Cricket locations in the Upstate now required to have a “Kill Cocky” video game
9. The slop
buckets used to feed the cheerleaders now must have “Beat Carolina” painted on
them. (Correct spelling is optional)
8. The
“Bring Back Big Spur” petition is now circulating the Iptay Center.
7. Will
Merritt has tripled his daily drive-thru appearances at Popeye’s Chicken
6. Roy
Philpott is going to sit in a tree on campus wearing Burt Reynolds’ chicken
suit from “Stroker Ace” until Dabo beats USC.
5. All
freshman students at Clemson must now wear a severed beak around their necks.
4. Dabo’s new reality show on A & E…
“I don’t care about USC. Really.”
3. Death
Valley now being renamed as “Well we beat LSU and Ohio State at least” Stadium
2. New manure-scented perfume being sold
at all malls is named “Obsession…but not about a rival”
1. Best Selling bumper sticker in Pickens
County: “Beat USC. Or Don’t.
We don’t care.”
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