In a historical intervention, Pope Francis is asking Steve
Spurrier to stop beating up on Dabo Swinney.
“For five years now, we have witnessed this merciless destruction of
Coach Swinney and his Klimpletons by the Gamecocks. It is time for mercy and healing.” This marks the 2nd time a Pontiff
has sought relief for a sports team or coach.
Pope Benedict once put in a call to Chapel Hill to see if they would let
Clemson beat them in basketball there.
Both the Tar Heels then, and Coach Spurrier now, respectfully declined
the requests.
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