Both The Cock-A-Booster and The TigerSwag played to another 3-3 tie this week...Maybe these two need to fire their offensive coordinators and go to the the "Hurry-Up-No-Huddle" approach. Both picked Clemson to win and to cover the 14.5 point spread. Clemson won the game but they did not cover the spread. Well let's get ready for this weekend...Both teams will be back in action! Here are your match-ups!
Monday, September 23, 2013
CLAWS vs. PAWS - Week 4 Scoreboard
Both The Cock-A-Booster and The TigerSwag played to another 3-3 tie this week...Maybe these two need to fire their offensive coordinators and go to the the "Hurry-Up-No-Huddle" approach. Both picked Clemson to win and to cover the 14.5 point spread. Clemson won the game but they did not cover the spread. Well let's get ready for this weekend...Both teams will be back in action! Here are your match-ups!
Thursday, September 19, 2013
The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says...
DATE: Games for the week of September 21, 2013
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The garnet Spartans from Lower Alabama march into Magnolia
Country on Saturday, prepared to capture some maroon K9s on a leash. The home howlers have been neutered so far
this fall, they hope to regain their bark instead. The puppies will survive but not before some
unexpected howling is heard from the water dish.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Mississippi State by 3
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The Knoxville Hillbilly Brigade will invade the Citrus Bogs
this weekend, hoping to put some Gainesville Crocodiles on the gridiron
griddle. The home lizards have some
swampy traps set for the attack, and they should withstand the Smokey Mountain
Muskets.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Florida by 8
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North Texas at Georgia Mark Richt and his overrated howlers open up the Athens Alpo Hut on Saturday, and they plan to sink their jowls into Denton’s angriest emerald birds. The road chirpers may be in a fowl mood but they won’t have long enough talons to make the barkers surrender.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Georgia by 17
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Arkansas at Rutgers
Bret Bielema and his red piglets squeal out of the Ozark
trough on Saturday, hoping to root up some truffles at Bon Jovi Stadium. The Exit 12 Cavaliers have some tough lances
in their jousting den, and they are
hoping the odor from the shore is even offensive to those of porcine ilk.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Arkansas by 5
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Auburn at LSU
The refurbished felines of Gus Malzhan take their new and
improved kitten show into the Bayou this weekend, hoping to be the strongest
cats in the Red Stick Scratching Post.
Les Miles will have the Baton Roues Boozers whipped into a frenzy, but
they better watch out. War Eagle may not
be fully healed, but they have some pigskin claws to show off.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... LSU by 7
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Clemson at NC State
Dabo the crazy and his purple kittens prowl into Fake BBQ
land on Thursday and they’ll find a pack of Raleigh Coyotes waiting to
pounce. The lucky lions are leading a
charmed life so far this fall, and that should continue for a little bit
longer. The Carter-Finlay howlers will
make some noise early, but get carved up as the night rolls along.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Clemson by 24
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In one other game...The CRYSTAL BALL says go with...Missouri, Vandy, Arkansas, Texas A&M, and Alabama
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
CLAWS vs. PAWS - Week 4
Weekend of September 21, 2013
COCK-A-BOOSTER:
If this were a normal year I would have this circled as a
stub your toe game for Clemson, but the Tiggers are still leading a charmed
life right now and State’s QB is out.
Basically, the Klimpletons are down to 2 meaningful games on the slate
for this year. The good news for them is
that thanks to getting Jawja at home where their QB always falters, and
catching LSU napping in the Peach the whole world is drinking the orange
kool-aid.
The wake-up call will have to come later to end that
fantasy, but for this week it will live on.
Tajh Boyd will get to talk about himself in the third person a lot and
Dabo the crazy will continue to hop around like a jack-rabbit on steroids.
State will try and make a nice showing early and maybe even
capture an early lead. But Sammy is
probably on coke instead of pot right now to make sure he is extra-fast. Too much South Florida purchased talent from
the Tiggers spells a big number on the board when this one is complete.
Clemson 44
NC State 20
Clemson 44
NC State 20
THE TIGERSWAG:
When Clemson travels to Raleigh for their Thursday night ACC opener,
Clemson will be battling a number of foes.
First, and foremost, Clemson will do business with the Wolfpack. Secondly, they must battle themselves. Many of this week's questions have centered
on the 2011 game, where a Top 10 Clemson team laid an absolute egg. More than a few of these players were on
that, and they're having to relive that game.
Thirdly, Clemson will be battling the national media. The term "Clemsoning" or
"Pulling a Clemson" was coined a few years ago and the Tigers opening
weekend and fast start has only added fuel to the fire as the world waits for
Clemson to do something every other team in college football does - lose.
And with all this negativity, a perfect storm seems to be brewing
over Raleigh . Throw in the fact that NC State plays really
well at Carter-Finley, they have a history of pulling upsets (the last ranked
team to play at CF was also ranked #3 - and left with an L), and the locals are
getting behind the team; and you can see why some people may be worried.
But Clemson catches a break by playing NC State so early in
the season. They have a new coach,
injured QB, and lack of confidence stemming for their narrow escape over Richmond . Meanwhile, Clemson comes in with dreams of Pasadena and riding the momentum of the Georgia win.
If Clemson can find an offensive rhythm early, this game
could be over by halftime. If the
Clemson defense can control the line of scrimmage and make some stops, this
game could put Boyd, Watkins, & Co. back atop the Heisman polls. If Clemson can take the crowd out of the
game, the SEC booth may be forced to praise a non-SEC team. If Clemson gets a few turnovers, a really
special season begins to take shape.
If Clemson doesn't do those things. If they don't find a rhythm, if they don't
get stops, if they get owned at the line of scrimmage, if they give the ball up
rather than take, if they keep the crowd alive, then 2011 is very capable of
happening again. And we will need to
learn to deal with the cliché "Pulling a Clemson".
But don't worry about the latter, as Clemson comes out
focused and ready to fulfill their dreams.
They are aggressive on offense and attack on defense. They set the tone early and continue to pile
up big numbers, and the nation takes notice.
This year's Textile Bowl goes the way of the orange. And big.
Orange Textiles 44
Red Textiles 20
Red Textiles 20
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Monday, September 16, 2013
CLAWS vs. PAWS - Week 3 Scoreboard
It doesn't take a Vandy grad to figure out the score of CLAWS vs. PAWS this week. Add 3 points to both sides and you get...
Both The Cock-A-Booster and The TigerSwag played to a 3-3 tie this week.. Both picked South Carolina to win and to cover the 11 point spread. The Doors had other ideas...scoring a few touchdowns in the last quarter to cost both of our fearless pickers 7 points each. So, add three to each side and The Cock-A-Booster continues to maintain his 10 point margin going into this week's game....speaking of this week...only Clemson is playing. USC will be taking a week off.
Clemson is playing at NC State and is favored by 14.5 points.
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Top 10 signs Vanderbilt Fans are in your stadium...
10. They are amazed and frightened by an
“upper deck” at a football stadium
9. Their flasks are filled with P. G.
Tips and Typhoo instead of Bourbon
8. In lieu of a game program, Vandy fans
pass timeouts reading Tolstoy.
7. Concerned that concession stands had
no spreadable marmalades or Minnie Pearl hats.
5. Numerous
references to UT-Knoxville as a state-owned landfill.
4. Following the game, their only concern was
pointing out that they played as well as any Ivy League school would have.
3. Claims
that God could never be a PhD at Vandy because he only had one publication and
no references.
2. They were excited when U2 came to
Vanderbilt Stadium, because they were only a 7-point underdog that night.
1. Think
James Franklin’s glasses are “retro-cute.”
Carolina Student Section left game early due to Geopolitical Concerns
Gamecock
students came under fire from Connor Shaw and others for leaving the Vanderbilt
game early on Saturday night. However,
an informal exit poll showed that international concerns were the reason. “Vladimir Putin’s recent Op-Ed in the New
York Times was very disturbing,” noted Engineering Major and Sophomore Caitlyn
Vending. “I just couldn’t sit there and
continue to watch football knowing that Al Qaeda is telling Syrian fighters to
shun secularists. I wanted to discuss
this with some classmates in Five Points immediately.”
Junior
Kenneth Denimbrosky agreed, saying that everyone on campus is just nervous
about the nation’s foreign policy. “Hey,
India is retesting missles that can reach China and Hurricane Ingrid is forming
in Mexico. That is why we bailed. Not because we want to get hammered at Group
Therapy or Locals.”
The strangest season I have ever seen? Maybe.
Let’s be clear about last night’s win over Vanderbilt by USC…the Gamecocks were in total control of the game from start to finish. That includes both building the lead AND tearing it down with mistakes. So with all due respect to the Commodores, they had very little to say about what happened. When we were focused and playing like we can, we were up 28-0 and they didn’t have 100 yards. Now, once we decided to start giving away touchdowns like candy, of course it got tight. Anyway, that was a Vandy team that had 14 seniors starting out of 22 and they took advantage of our blunders.
So after three games and about a million exhaustive hours of
listening to Freudian-like psycho-analysis of the Gamecocks from the National
Sports media, we are right where most of us thought we would be. Our 2-1 record includes a loss to a desperate
team on the road with a Senior QB who HAD to play a perfect game against us and
did.
So now we’ll get two weeks of folks guaranteeing we will
lose to Central Florida because they beat Penn State. And, yes, if we go to Orlando, make a fresh
bucket of unforced errors and get all “panicky” then of course we will
lose. More likely is that we will
continue to get better, those mistakes will be reduced and we start rolling off
a few wins.
News flash to anyone who couldn’t read a depth chart before
the season started: We are the youngest
football team in the United States.
That’s not theory or spin, that is a fact. We have less than 10 seniors on the entire
depth chart. It may be as few as 5.
Possibly 6 but certainly less than 10.
Assuming our injured senior center returns, we will lose 6 starters for
next fall. And yes I am including
Clowney in that number even though he is a junior. 6.
So why is everyone so unbelievably STUNNED that these young
guys have had the UNMITIGATED TEMERITY to make a few errors as they get a few
games under their belts? I expect that
kind of reaction from ESPN and our deluded neighbors from the northwest, but I
mean Gamecock fans. Look if you were one
of the Carolina folks who swallowed the tripe that USC would not in any way
miss losing Devin Taylor, Melvin Ingram, Devnonte Holloman, Antonio Allen,
Stephon Gilmore, etc, etc, then I am sorry.
I have no doubt the next great
names to add to that list are coming but my goodness it takes a few weeks of
experience to get rolling.
We are just a few years removed from a program that used to
have joyous celebrations over 7-win seasons.
I know because I have all the commemorative DVDs and tapes. And now, instead of enjoying this 24-5 streak
we are enduring it like it’s a root canal.
How about let’s just enjoy the ride as our younger guys grow? What a long, strange season it has been and
will continue to be if we don’t.
Friday, September 13, 2013
CLAWS vs. PAWS - Week 3
Weekend of September 14, 2013
COCK-A-BOOSTER:
The typical overreaction to the Gamecocks losing at Georgia
mirrors only the overhyping of Carolina heading into the season. The same thing is happening up in Tigger-Town and that will be fun to deal with later but I
digress… Anyway, what it all means is
that everyone has now just completely WRITTEN OFF USC and left us for
dead. Frankly, I think that is where we
need to always be because we play a lot better under those circumstances.
So does that mean I am predicting a blow-out on
Saturday? Kind of, yes. First of all,
Shaw is a MUCH different quarterback at home as I’ve discussed. He doesn’t lose in Columbia. Add in that he made the key mistake in Athens
last week despite an otherwise GREAT effort and I bet he’ll come out
slinging. I know we have questions about
the defense and as predicted they are mostly centered on our brand new
linebackers. The Cockabooster was
exhaustively trying to talk about that to no avail in the summer. And Vandy has over 15 seniors starting so
this is an experienced Commodores team.
While my buddy over at The Tiger Swag has been getting
intoxicated off of the fool’s gold punch old Dabbles is peddling up yonder, I
have quietly built a 10-point lead in this contest so if I am going to gamble,
this is the week. I think Carolina wins
after a very uncomfortable 1st half.
We will get a late score that will cover the spread. Carolina is only going to get better after
Athens and it will start on Saturday.
South Carolina 34, Vandy
21
THE TIGERSWAG:
South Carolina
31, Vanderbilt 13
THE TIGERSWAG:
Storylines this week:
- USC fans finding more excuses than yards they gave up
- Eillington mad at the sun for shining each day
- Clowney upset at defensive coaches for costing him the Heisman
- Defensive coaches mad at each other for having to coach with Spurrier
- Spurrier not sure Vandy is maintaining proper standards. No response from Vandy
- Ron Morris not sure Spurrier is maintaining proper standards
- Spurrier response? Fire Ron Morris for destroying the "Sticks and Stones" myth
- The State giving Ron Morris a pseudo bonus by removing him from the USC beat
- The State bowing to journalistic pressure and forcing Morris back on the USC beat
Oh, and by the way, Vanderbilt is coming to town, which
nobody seems to be talking about. And
this ain't your mama's Vandy...
This game won't be close.
Either USC uses the pain and embarrassment from last week to completely
destroy Vandy. Or Vandy strolls into
Billy Brice and out of town with the keys to Cocky's jail cell. Either way, it won't be much of a game.
Fortunately for USC, there is too much talent at the line of
scrimmage for Vandy to pull the upset. Spurrier
2.0 will run the ball twice as much as he throws, and the ground game will wear
out Franklin 's
Commodores.
Now, we said the same thing back in 2006 & 2007, and USC
managed to lose those game, but I don't think it will happen this year.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
The Cock-A-Booster's CRYSTAL BALL says...
DATE: Games for the week of September 14, 2013
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Some stout red birds from horse country flock into
hoops-ville this weekend, hoping to peck away at some wilting kittens. The Adolph Rupp Meows will come out
scratching and will purr a bit early, but more fur will be shed than feathers
when the day is done.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Louisville by 15
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Some Smokey Mountain Hillbillies will be invading the Donald
Duck Western Spa on Saturday, hoping to aim their muskets at some web-footed
waddlers. The pot-smoking quackers have very strong bills, and they
will withstand the attack with little effort.
The Autzen Pond will barely see any ripples in the water, and the
Portland Plumage will remain in tact.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Oregon by 31
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The Maroon Magnolia Jowlers will trot out of Starkville on
this weekend, ready to paw into the East Alabama Scratching Post and capture
the home kittens. The Gritty Gusses are
hissing quite loudly so far, and that just might continue. Oh my goodness, could we see, those old War
Eagles perched with win #3?
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Auburn by 5
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Mack Brown and his de-horned cows open up the Austin Ranches
this weekend, hoping to add some Hot Toddy to the feed mix. Colonel Sanders is carrying a sturdier
walking stick of late, and has no intention of just rocking on the porch. Could be steak on the menu when this one is
done.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Ole Miss in a mild upset by 4
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Nick Saban and his elegant elephants storm into College
Station on Saturday, hoping to show the home gauchos their ivory hunt last fall
was a fluke. The red herd knows how to
lay a trampling on folks, and if the cowpokes aren’t careful, they will get
gored. The Cockabooster is buying the
home hype on this one.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Texas A & M by 2 in a big upset
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James Franklin and the Nashville Boat Captains sail into
Columbia this weekend, hoping to dock their pigskin carrier at the Bluff Road
Chicken Plant. The head ball coach knows
the skippers are coming, and the puffed-up poultries will not be a welcoming
port. After some early discomfort, the
home birds should leave with their wings in tact.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... South Carolina by 13
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In one other game...The CRYSTAL BALL says go with...Arkansas over Southern Miss.
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