Thursday, September 19, 2013

The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says...

DATE: Games for the week of September 21, 2013
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Troy at Mississippi State
The garnet Spartans from Lower Alabama march into Magnolia Country on Saturday, prepared to capture some maroon K9s on a leash.  The home howlers have been neutered so far this fall, they hope to regain their bark instead.  The puppies will survive but not before some unexpected howling is heard from the water dish.   

The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Mississippi State by 3
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Tennessee at Florida
The Knoxville Hillbilly Brigade will invade the Citrus Bogs this weekend, hoping to put some Gainesville Crocodiles on the gridiron griddle.  The home lizards have some swampy traps set for the attack, and they should withstand the Smokey Mountain Muskets. 
       
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Florida by 8
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North Texas at Georgia
Mark Richt and his overrated howlers open up the Athens Alpo Hut on Saturday, and they plan to sink their jowls into Denton’s angriest emerald birds.  The road chirpers may be in a fowl mood but they won’t have long enough talons to make the barkers surrender.
    
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Georgia by 17
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Arkansas at Rutgers
Bret Bielema and his red piglets squeal out of the Ozark trough on Saturday, hoping to root up some truffles at Bon Jovi Stadium.  The Exit 12 Cavaliers have some tough lances in their jousting den,  and they are hoping the odor from the shore is even offensive to those of porcine ilk. 
 
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Arkansas by 5
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Auburn at LSU
The refurbished felines of Gus Malzhan take their new and improved kitten show into the Bayou this weekend, hoping to be the strongest cats in the Red Stick Scratching Post.  Les Miles will have the Baton Roues Boozers whipped into a frenzy, but they better watch out.  War Eagle may not be fully healed, but they have some pigskin claws to show off. 
 
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... LSU by 7
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Clemson at NC State
Dabo the crazy and his purple kittens prowl into Fake BBQ land on Thursday and they’ll find a pack of Raleigh Coyotes waiting to pounce.  The lucky lions are leading a charmed life so far this fall, and that should continue for a little bit longer.  The Carter-Finlay howlers will make some noise early, but get carved up as the night rolls along.      
 
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Clemson by 24
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In one other game...The CRYSTAL BALL says go with...Missouri, Vandy, Arkansas, Texas A&M, and Alabama



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