DATE: Games for the week of September 7, 2013
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Will Muschamp and his Citrus Lizards leave the I-75 bog on
Saturday, hoping to calm some Dade County Typhoons to the South. The tropical storms plan to inflict some
heavy damage on the crocodiles, and if they don’t bring their sharpest chomp
they’ll end up skinned.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Miami by 4
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Gus Malzhan and his Jordan-Hare Kittens open up the Opelika
scratching post again on Saturday, and some Jonesboro Howlers will be attacking
from the Ozarks to the West. The War
Eagle claws have been resharpened this fall, and the Toomers Corner Cats are
hissing loudly. They should get past the
Natural State Coyotes without too much trouble.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Auburn by 10
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Old Smokey will open up the Knoxville Militia Headquarters
this weekend, and they’ll have the muskets ready to fire. They better have good aim, as Bobby Petrino
and his Bowling Green Mountain Folk have some guns of their own. Big Red came out this fall with a chip on its
shoulder and so far it has paid off in a big way.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Tennessee by 6
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Buddy Pough and his Antley’s BBQ Barkers leave the
Orangeburg Kennels on Saturday, hoping to corrall some upstate felines for a
pigskin snack. The over-hyped
orangeheads smoked and mirrored their way through a much tougher group of K9s
last week, so they’ll get through this one with no trouble.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Clemson by 42
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Mark Richt and his Pigskin Pedigrees open up the Athens Alpo
Hut on Saturday, hoping to put some Richland County Roosters in the food
dish. Steve Spurrier loves neutering the
Peach State Puppies, and he’ll have the Garnet Cluckers ready to fly. The home howlers are backed into a corner,
and may survive on that alone.
The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Georgia by 2
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In other games...The CRYSTAL BALL says go with...
Missouri,
Kentucky, Miss. State, Arkansas, LSU,
Ole Miss, Texas A & M, and Vandy.
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