THE CRANKSHAFT GAZETTE -- It’s official: Only 10 things on Earth smell worse than a Georgia Bulldog

The National Association of Principle Olfactory Odor Trackers (POOT) has released a list of the only smells on the planet that are worse than a Georgia Bulldog:

10.          Skunk spray

9.            Decaying fish

8.            Hot Vomit

7.            Pig Poop

6.            Stagnant Pond Water

5.            Compost

4.            Body odor at the Esso Club

3.            Curdled Milk

2.            REM’s latest record

1.            The Clemson Student Section

Authorities indicate that if you come in contact with any of the above items, you seek medical assistance immediately.