More MOO U News: Roscoe Skunkles returning to Clemson Huddle House

ROSCOE SKUNKLES SCRAMBLIN' SOME EGGS!

THIS IS A FAKE STORY...SO DO NOT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS!

The news wasn’t all bad for the Clemson family on Wednesday.  Long-time Egg-Cracker and Syrup Jar Filler Roscoe Skunkles, thought to be declaring himself eligible for the Anderson Huddle House chef draft, has decided to remain at the Clemson location for another year.  Bertha Penelope, who has followed Skunkles since he arrived in Tigertown, was overjoyed to hear her man would stay. 

“I have been coming here since I started my schoolin' back in 1998.  Or maybe it was last Tuesday.  Either way, old Roscoe was right there to crack my eggs and make sure I had some maple.”  Penelope knows that the Huddle House has some talented young chefs waiting in the wings, but that you can’t put a price on experience.  “Roscoe could have gone ahead and taken the money but he knows he has more to do here.  There will be an extra nickel on his next tip, I’ll tell you that much. “    

Skunkles says he just wasn’t ready to move up at this point, and that he had too many memories to just walk away.  “Shoot, I was here the night Richard Petty came in and used the bathroom.  Some people say it was just Larry the local meth dealer, but I think it was Petty. You can’t put a price on that.”  When reached for comment, the NASCAR legend said he was pretty sure the last time he used a Huddle House bathroom was during the Carter administration.