MOO U News: Jack Leggett reaches out to Dr. Phil

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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --

Clemson baseball Coach Jack Leggett has become obsessed with his inability to defeat Ray Tanner and the Gamecocks, and he finally is seeking help from a professional.  Dr. Phil McGraw will have the embattled coach on his show later this week, and promises he can help him get over his demons.  “Jack needs to relax or he is going to have an episode of some kind,” said Dr. Phil, who indicates he had never seen such a manic obsession in all his years of therapy.  “Yeah, his rear end is as tight as a tick on a fat coon-dog.  How has that been working for him?”  

Clemson Athletic Director Terry Don Hubba Bubba Gritcake Jesse Willie Walt Beech Nut Phillips supports the move by Leggett and says the school is ready to see him back to his old form again.  “Jack knows we love him and we just want to see him get the help he needs.  

We spotted Leggett buying a chili dog and a blizzard at an upstate Dairy Queen, and we asked the coach if wanted to comment.  He declined but did mutter some random comments about Ray Tanner’s hot bats before exiting.