Top 10 reasons Ted Felder (aka "The Cock-A-Booster") should be the new Gamecocks Hoops Coach!

10.   Won a chair-throwing contest against Bobby Knight at the 1993 Des Moines State Fair. 

9.   Knows how to say “The Garnet Way” in three languages-  English, Swahili and Southern. 

8.   Can Chest-Bump better than Jack Leggett or Dabo Swinney

7.   Years of careful study of Gene Hackman’s character in Hoosiers.

6.   Looks like Ryan Gosling and speaks like Darrell Waltrip

5.   Will only ask for a $1 million buyout

4.   Would be willing to suck up to Corey Miller, Rick Henry AND Jay Phillips

3.   Considers Brian Shoemaker and Tony Morrell to be “celebrities.” 

2.   Would challenge Ron Morris to thumb-wrestling war on day one.

1.   Has never hiked the Appalachian Trail. 

1993 Photo of Indiana Coach Bobby Knight warming up prior to
Des Moines State Fair Chair Throwing Contest.
Knight would eventually fall to the ultimate (but relatively unknown)
chair-thrower, TED FELDER!