MOO U News: Dabo angry that no one is asking Sammy to sit out!

THIS IS FAKE ...MADE UP...NOT TRUE.   DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS!!

Clemson head football coach and meth-addict Dabo Swinney took to the airwaves this week to protest all the national discussion about Jadeveon Clowney and whether or not he should sit out the season.  Swinney noticed that no one gives a rip about what Sammy Watkins is doing.  Swinney is happy that Clowney may not play in the fall of course, as he watched #7 plant Tajh Boyd into the Death Valley turf repeatedly in November.  But he thinks the same kind of attention should be paid to his former star wide receiver. 

“If we could have found Sammy in Panama City, he would be saying this himself but he's the one who should sit out.  He’s just as good as Clowney,” claimed Swinney.  “If it weren’t for Sammy, well, I don’t really have a way to finish that sentence but in my mind the two situations are the same.”  

The only league that seems to be worried about Sammy’s health is the “Peruvian Dancing Dust League” down in Lima, but Dabo thinks the NFL is making the wrong call.  “Sure Clowney seems like he’s in good shape and a decent player but Sammy is a wide-receiver with personal behavior issues and a massive ego.  When have you ever seen one of those in pro ball?”