MOO U News: A tribute to Terry Don “Dinga Donga Doonga Linga Joe Ray Bob” Phillips!

This is a FAKE story.  Please do not take it too seriously.

The Cockabooster lost a true source of golden material recently when Clemson AD and World Tobacco Spitting Champion Terry Don Phillips left his post.  We were sad as you would expect, but here are ten songs our Tiger friends can sing to honor the legacy of this great roadkill eating machine:

•          “You polished my Mudflaps, and the strings to my heart”
•          “The Ballad of Terry Don” (aka Dueling Banjos)
•          “A little dust on the bottle” (but don’t let it fool you about what will happen inside the stadium)
•          “If you wanna play in Clemson, Terry Don needs to fiddle in the band”
•           “Orange, Orange W(h)ine”  (Goes to my head, makes me forget that I have an overrated football team)
•          “Terry never was the Cadillac Kind” (or the indoor plumbing kind)
•          “Every once in a while”  (A tribute to how often Clemson beats Carolina in anything)
•          “On the Tiger Rag”  (okay, this one is really about Jack Leggett)
•          “A Country Boy can Survive” (having to live in Clemson)
•          “The whiskey ain’t workin anymore” (and neither are Dabo’s excuses)