Tennessee at N. C.
State
The drunk dogs from the Research Triangle leave the Raleigh
kennels this weekend, and prowl into Atlanta to hunt some pigskin peaches. They will run into some hillbilly minutemen
from Knoxville at the Georgia Dome with their muskets against the wall. The Red and Black Howlers have a little
stronger bite this fall and should return home with coonskin caps. The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says... N. C. State by 5
Buffalo at Georgia
The Red Clay Hounds open up the Athens Alpo Hut this
weekend, ready to welcome in some Blue Oxen from Upstate New York. Jeff Quinn wasn’t able to get the Peach Pups
to UB Stadium to play, so he’ll have to let his Moo-Moos graze on some hedges
instead. This may be the toughest game
on Jawja’s schedule until they come to Columbia. The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says... Georgia by 17
Bowling Green at
Florida
The Falcons from Doyt-Perry Stadium leave the home nest on
Saturday, ready to jam their talons into the Gainesville Lizards. But don’t be surprised when the Citrus Crocs
are ready for the feathered flock and they end up roasted rotisserie style. The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says... Florida by 22
Michigan at Alabama
Brady Hoke and his Big House Rodents paw into Big D on
Saturday, hoping to do a little ivory hunting at the Jerry Jones Pigskin Resort. If Saint Nick and the Tuscaloosa Trumpeters
have anything to say on the subject, no pachyderms will end up on the Ann Arbor
walls. The Elegant Elephants have a very
thick hide this fall, and they should get out of Cattle Country with their
trunks in tact. The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says... Alabama by 3
Kentucky at
Lousiville
The cousin-mating cats from Lexington head into horse-land
this weekend, hoping to pluck the pigskin feathers off of the hometown
redbirds. The land of Denny Crum should
take advantage of the chance to beat their neighbors, as they certainly can’t
seem to do it in a certain other sport.
Charlie Strong has his flock ready to defend the home perch and they
should end up with some kitten in their beaks. The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says... Louisville by 7
Clemson vs. Auburn
The Loud-Meowing Kittens from Pickens County scamper out of
the Upstate scratching post for Atlanta this weekend, and they intend to
scratch up some fellow felines from The Plains.
The Toomer’s Corner Cats have largely been ignored this summer, and that
may help them spring an upset. We’ve seen
what happens to the Palmetto Moo-Moos when they head to Atlanta flying high and
bragging before. The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says... Auburn by 4
South Carolina at
Vanderbilt
James Franklin and his Music City Boat Captains are in the
home harbor on Thursday, ready to welcome on board the loud-chirping Steve
Spurrier and his Richland County Roosters.
The last time the high-flying Poultries swooped into the Grand Ole Opry
riding pre-season hype, their wings were clipped. The Head Ball Coach has been reminding the
Columbia Cluckers about that disaster, and they should get out of Nashville without
being deep-fried.
The Cock-A-Booster's Crystal Ball says... South Carolina by 6
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Other winners this
weekend:
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| Arkansas |
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| LSU |
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| Ole Miss |
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| Missouri |
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