Thursday, November 7, 2013

MOO U News: Clemson Basketball Coach reminds fans he is still alive

Tiger hoops head man Brad Brownell had an off-the-chain wild press conference this week to kick off the 2013-14 season, and the man they call “Velvet Vanilla” says the media interest was overwhelming.  “We got folks from Tigernet, The Tiger Swag, WSPA, and the head ad sales rep from the paper in Anderson.   This Fever Pitch of excitement is practically electric!” 

Can you name this person?
Clemson enters the season with some clear goals according to Brownell:  1. Draw at least 1 crowd of over 8000 people in a non-Duke game; 2. Have his name mentioned one time by Dick Vitale or Dan Patrick; 3. Make sure the annual loss in Chapel Hill isn’t as bad as usual; 4. Sweep Francis Marion, SC State and Furman! 

Brownell thinks that if he can accomplish all of that this year, over 30% of the student body in Tigertown will become aware that the program still exists.  “We have the best fans in the world here in Clemson, even if many of them have stumbled in here from the Esso Club and passed out after looking for a  restroom.”   

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