Tiger hoops head man Brad Brownell had an off-the-chain wild press conference this week to kick off the 2013-14 season, and the man they call “Velvet Vanilla” says the media interest was overwhelming. “We got folks from Tigernet, The Tiger Swag, WSPA, and the head ad sales rep from the paper in Anderson. This Fever Pitch of excitement is practically electric!”
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Brownell thinks that if he can accomplish all of that this
year, over 30% of the student body in Tigertown will become aware that the
program still exists. “We have the best
fans in the world here in Clemson, even if many of them have stumbled in here
from the Esso Club and passed out after looking for a restroom.”
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