Top 10 signs you have Gator fans visiting your stadium

10.          4076% increase in the number of chiggers in the Fairgrounds. 

9.            After 1 quarter, the Gator Grandmas are ready to return to the Bingo Hall. 

8.            At halftime, most of them leave because Goodwill has a sale on used mattresses. 

7.            They are all mad that none of the hotels in Columbia had flea and tick soap.

6.            Two of the Florida cheerleaders give birth before halftime. 

5.            Everyone is passing car keys to those who forgot Q-Tips. 

4.            Contest behind the Gator Band to see whose wife has the sexiest beer belly.  

3.            Their Cheerleaders feel it’s a good sign they got all the grease out from under their toenails.  

2.            UF President Bernie Machen brags that he can spit without opening his mouth. 

1.            Of the 12,000 fans who make the trip from Gainesville, 700 have over  ½ of their orginal teeth!