No, it’s not all of them, but here is a random selection from the bowl buffet!
Music City BowlMISSISSIPPI STATE vs. WAKE FOREST
The Cigarette Preachers from Winston-Salem are hoping for a Music City revival this week, and they plan to neuter the Starkville K9s as part of the service. Dan Mullen’s puppies are not ready to be sacrificed on a pigskin altar, and they plan to do more than bark. The Gold and Black Billy Grahams should leave this one with a happy ending in the collection plate. The Cock-A-Booster’s crystal ball says... Wake Forest by 1.
Chick-Fil-A Bowl
VIRGINIA vs. AUBURNThe Horsemen from Monticello gallop into Atlanta this weekend, hoping to run their lances through the felines from the plains. The War Eagle Meow-men have been declawed all year and are already looking to 2012. So if they aren’t careful, you could be hearing “eat more kitten” just west of The Varsity when this one is done. The Cock-A-Booster’s crystal ball says... (in a tight one) Auburn by 2.
Outback Bowl
MICHIGAN STATE vs. GEORGIAThe Red Clay Hounds paw into Ybor City this weekend, hoping to sink their overrated jowls into some green infantrymen from East Lansing. The gladiators don’t want to be in Tampa, but choked away their chance at a conference title. Over in Alpo-Land, the puppies have not beaten anyone this fall with more than 7 wins. Sometimes the good money follows lucky over good. The Cock-A-Booster’s crystal ball says...Jawja by 6.
Gator Bowl
OHIO STATE vs. FLORIDAThe Urban Meyer Bowl takes place in Jacksonville this weekend, and the Gainesville Chompers will be ready to strike. They better, because the shells will be tough to crack on the great river nuts from Columbus. The Citrus Reptiles haven’t been their usual ferocious self of late, but they have the home bog and all the motivation in the world. The Cock-A-Booster’s crystal ball says...Florida by 5.
MOO U vs. WEST VIRGINIAThe battle for fewest branches on a family tree will happen in Miami this year, as the Pickens County felines take on some moonshining alpinists from Morgantown. This one is like Kathy Bates and Roseanne Barr fighting over who is the sexier Miss Universe contestant. Since “neither” is not an option, I’ll choose the delusionary cousin-maters over the gun-toting sister-kissers. After much duress and torment, the Cock-A-Booster’s crystal ball says...Moo U by 11.
SOUTH CAROLINA vs. NEBRASKA
The Richland County Roosters will be in Disney World this weekend, hoping the Citrus Bowl ride is more like Space Mountain than It’s a Small World. The Red Farmers from Lincoln have ideas of their own and they plan to do some plowing on I-4 before the day is done. The Head Ball Coach may seem like Eeyore most of the time, but he wants this one like Pooh wants honey. The Cock-a-booster’s crystal ball says... South Carolina by 7.
Capital One Bowl
SOUTH CAROLINA vs. NEBRASKA
BCS National Championship Game
LSU vs. ALABAMAThe Ivory Tusks from the Birmingham suburbs trample down to Bourbon Street next week, hoping to extract a little pigskin revenge. The Cajun Cats took down the Houndstooth Herd up in Tuscaloosa before, largely because Elephants’ feet can’t kick field goals. The Mad Hatter is known for his White Hat Houdini miracles but hoping for lightning to strike again is just too much. The Cock-A-Booster’s crystal ball says...Alabama by 4.
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