Monday, December 26, 2011

MOO U News: Pete Yannity “de-friends” Will Merritt and Dabo Swinney on Facebook & Twitter

THIS IS A "FAKE" STORY - DO NOT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS!

AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --


Clemson’s radio voice Pete Yannity has long been known as an oasis of sanity in the orange insane asylum in Pickens County.   But Yannity says he is tired of pretending he really likes his colleague Will Merritt or Coach Dabo Swinney any longer.  “I just can’t take them anymore.  Watching these guys drinking turpentine, eating paste and chewing on bus seats during football season and when we travel to away games is one thing.  But I don’t have to put up with their lunacy on my twitter page.”  

Merritt and Swinney responded to the news by singing the theme from The Flintstones and breaking root beer bottles on each other’s heads. 

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